aoba working at a deli but he gets fired because he’s such a bottom all the deli meats end up in his butt. he doesnt even put it there it just ends up inside him like it’s the will of the universe to penetrate aoba’s salami hole
What if aoba had light up sneakers and whenever they did the sex he refused to take them off for some reason so these stupid ugly ass flashing shoes are high in the air as he’s getting pounded in the ass
when I played koujakus route I was sick and I had this weird taste in my mouth so like whenever I get that weird taste in my mouth I think of koujakus water bill and his fingers toes
i promise i’ll publish this as a confession, but the same thing happened to me sorta. the entire time i played through noiz’s route and mink’s route, i just ate this microwavable asian rice bc i was too lazy to fix anything else. so now whenever i eat that asian rice, i only think of noiz, mink, and my summer that i wasted on dmmd.